Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness (page 2)

Beth Sarim

""We believe in free will,,people have a choice. But we dont shun our families or loved ones for making a wrong choice".

enoughisenough

"Take the children on an ice cream break at every 45 minute intervals in service."

DesirousOfChange

"Do you think the guys up there in New York have made a mistake [in their predictions about The End Times]"?

Years ago you would have never heard such a thing. More recently, I think it's being heard, though in a whisper. I do know of one longtime elderly JW who asked that on his/her deathbed. Faithful until death. Sad. A life wasted.

Another one having to enter the Paradise via "The Underground".

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NotFormer

"Something tragic happened to someone from another faith? How terrible! I'll be praying for them."

"Of course we should be paying sales tax on our publications!"

menrov

Cheers

Bless you

Congratulations with your promotion

Why don't you stay home today and enjoy some time with your husband/family

Ron.W.

'Yes of course I will take and read your literature in exchange for our latest watchtower magazine!'

NotFormer

"A pioneer? Is that someone like Daniel Boone?"

"We don't sweat the small stuff"

"Live and let live"

"Vive la difference!"

Vanderhoven7

Grant Davies contribution:

All the historical evidence points to 587 BCE as being the destruction of Jerusalem.

We all have access to a copy of “Shepherd the flock of God” book; it’s not secret.

My child decided to disassociate but it’s their decision and I won’t shun them.

My wife can wear trousers to the meeting if she wants.

Do you like my tattoo?

I don’t only stand at a cart; I do real charity work.

I’ve always been able to wear a beard with no problems.

Ron.W.

'We say we don't need Christmas to give presents - we say we give gifts all year round - but WE DON'T!'

Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness

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