Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness

Ron.W.

(For old timers)
"In just two hours of my ministry six householders accepted a year's subscription to the watchtower.."
WokenfromJWcult

I’m studying to be a doctor, so I can be used in the world wide loving work.
Vidiot

“….‘God’ is the personification of the universe…”
NotFormer

"The faithful and discreet slave story is a parable, not a prophecy."
Ron.W.

Until last week you would probably not have heard this line!

"Is this your first time at a Kingdom Hall.."
"My first time? Certainly not, I'm the Congregation Co-Ordinator from New Jersey on vacation!"
NotFormer

Ron.W., great to see Kenny as Sid Snot! 🤣👍😸
How far down that rabbit hole do you think that JWs will go, with clothing restrictions lifted?
TTWSYF

Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness?
Jesus is Lord (while bending your knee)
WokenfromJWcult

I’m wearing my new pants suit to the memorial.
Ron.W.

After a unanimous vote at the 2025 WT AGM, it was agreed that WT /JW,ORG would have an instant, worldwide name change to WSM.ORG.
Tony Morris, now back in charge at WHQ slurred 'FUCK YOU CAESAR' after revealing the new name & logo..
Ron.W.

I don't care if you remove all my privileges, I want to wear a tie and have a shave!

Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness?