Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness

by Ron.W. 62 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.

    (For old timers)

    "In just two hours of my ministry six householders accepted a year's subscription to the watchtower.."

  • WokenfromJWcult
    WokenfromJWcult

    I’m studying to be a doctor, so I can be used in the world wide loving work.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    “….‘God’ is the personification of the universe…”

  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    "The faithful and discreet slave story is a parable, not a prophecy."

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.

    Until last week you would probably not have heard this line!


    "Is this your first time at a Kingdom Hall.."

    "My first time? Certainly not, I'm the Congregation Co-Ordinator from New Jersey on vacation!"
  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    Ron.W., great to see Kenny as Sid Snot! 🤣👍😸

    How far down that rabbit hole do you think that JWs will go, with clothing restrictions lifted?

  • TTWSYF
    TTWSYF

    Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness?

    Jesus is Lord (while bending your knee)

  • WokenfromJWcult
    WokenfromJWcult

    I’m wearing my new pants suit to the memorial.

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.
    After a unanimous vote at the 2025 WT AGM, it was agreed that WT /JW,ORG would have an instant, worldwide name change to WSM.ORG.
    Tony Morris, now back in charge at WHQ slurred 'FUCK YOU CAESAR' after revealing the new name & logo..


  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.
    I don't care if you remove all my privileges, I want to wear a tie and have a shave!

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