Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness

Ron.W.

"Yes, we are a doomsday cult that separates our members from their worldly families - still like to get baptized?"
NotFormer

"A two-door car is perfectly adequate for your needs"
NotFormer

"There but for the grace of God go I"
LostintheFog1999

"Would you mind holding my spliff brother, just while I re-tie my shoelaces?"
Ron.W.

"To wear a beard or accept blood has always been a personal conscience based decision.."
Slidin Fast

Let's open the Kingdom Hall as a warm place for the community in this cold weather.
Ron.W.

"Sorry I can't do my bible reading tonight, I have Karate practice.."
Tahoe

“I’m majoring in Paleontology”
Ron.W.

"Yes, I'm courting sister gorgeous, but not with a view to marriage.."
NotFormer

"Yes, I'm getting my gender affirming surgery next week".