Famous last words spoken by every jdub at one time or another

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  • hybridous

    "This might be the last Christmas season we have to get through...."

  • sir82

    "I give this old system about 3 more years"

    Spoken by uncountable numbers of JWs every year for the past 75 years.

  • EverApostate

    We are not to convert anyone. (Blatant Lie)

    We do not snatch donations from our members as other Christian Sects. (Blatant Lie.)

    Our Field Service is not compulsory, but every christian is obligated to do it. (Blatant Lie)

    Ours is a worldwide Belief system. Any JW at any part of the world would speak the same truth. (What else would brain dead zombies do ?)

  • sparrowdown

    "That's another one for the resurrestion." When someone dies.

  • Spiral

    We'll never get old, and w don't need to plan for retirement.

    Plenty of regret to go around for this one.

  • Are you serious
    Are you serious

    "You just need to leave it in jehovahs hands"

    "Armageddon is just around the corner"

  • Still Totally ADD
    Still Totally ADD

    When they say peace and security then sudden destruction will be upon them. Still Totally ADD

  • stillin

    Armageddon IS right around the corner. It's just a very long corner.

    (how very clever!)

  • exjwlemming

    "We are Jehovah's chosen people......because we have love among ourselves."

  • Beth Sarim
    Beth Sarim

    Circa 1985-86

    'The year of peace is coming,1986'

    'yip, I can probably count with the fingers on one hand the years left in this system of things'

    The look on their faces was just overwhelming with excitement.

    Here we are 3 decades on now, LOL!!!

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