Famous last words spoken by every jdub at one time or another

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  • LongHairGal

    I heard many of these cliche statements from know-it-all Witnesses.

    In my case, a snide remark was made by a JW who did my taxes for a time. They noticed that I put money into an IRA: “you’ll never see that money” they said.. (the “end” supposedly being expected any minute)....

    I’m sure this person gossiped about my business to all the busybodies...

    Well, I am retired almost four years and this JW who did my taxes passed away well over two decades ago.

  • My Name is of No Consequence
    My Name is of No Consequence

    "Why do you want to go to college?" - 1999

  • Vidiot

    Dismissing every other damn thing they didn't like as "worldly" and "Satanic".

    Even when I was still a dutiful believer, I thought that was stoopid.

    Hell, I was relieved when CDs (more or less) replaced LPs, just so the cranks would finally have to shut up about backmasking.

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