The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..

by Ron.W. 29 Replies latest social humour

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    The Governing Body are proud to announce…

    … that you can line up to kiss their asses…

    …with tongue.

  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7

    "You don't need to trust us to survive Armageddon. "

  • Beth Sarim
    Beth Sarim

    "You dont need to trust us to survive Armageddon".

    There's no need to trust anything,,or anything especially something that is NOT coming. Nor to be fearful of.

    When you come to this realization,,, you can put those big A fears,,, to bed.


  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    "It's raining men! Hallelujah!"

  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    "We've opened a letter left by Judge Rutherford, not to be opened for one hundred years. It reads: 'It all started out as an April fool's joke, but it got a bit out of hand. Sorry about that!'"

  • Diogenesister
    Diogenesister

    ......Sister's are permitted to grow beards and Stephen Lett will be wearing a skirt and called 'Brenda' every third Saturday of the month

  • Beth Sarim
    Beth Sarim

    Stephen Lett will be wearing a skirt with high 👠 heels.

  • peacefulpete
    peacefulpete

    The Governing Body are proud to announce…

    The end of the world has been postponed...stay tuned for more on this developing story.

  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    The former Kingdom Hall in Dullsville, East Dakota, has been sold. The new occupants, "The Watchtower's Grave Community Church" is nothing to do with us. Please don't attend!

  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    We're resigning to spend more time with our families.

    (Watch for this one when governments start getting closer to holding the GB responsible for the damage done by the blood, CSA and shunning policies)

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