The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..

by Ron.W. 29 Replies latest social humour

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.
    The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..

    Can you finish off the line for them - the more outrageous the better,,

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    they are all going to have babies.

  • Biahi
    Biahi

    “We are the evil slave”.

  • ThomasMore
    ThomasMore

    The U.S. Branch has taken advantage of Caesar's laws to prevent the evil slave from robbing donated funds by declaring Chapter 11.

  • TonusOH
    TonusOH

    "...the holy spirit has granted us new guidance on the 'generation' teaching, making it flexible enough to pressure people into joining now, while allowing us a way out when it inevitably fails."

  • iloowy.goowy
    iloowy.goowy

    The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..

    That the Gentile Times have ended for real, the Nations have had their day and 2024 marks the beginning of the of the last hour before the end of this wicked system of things under the God of this world and all things are to be brought under the feet of our reigning king. Therefore now is the acceptable time to be busy in Kingdom work and declare God's message to advertise, advertise the 0rganization under the Faithful Slave. Subscribe to JW.org to support our Kingdom, I mean God's Kingdom.

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.

    Brilliant suggestions - we know they read this, so maybe one day some of these might become reality!

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.
    The Governing Body Are Proud To announce..

    That millions now living will one day become mentally diseased apostates.

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    …from now on underpants will be worn on the outside

  • Ding
    Ding

    New light!

    Always check the website for the latest truth...

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