Because I simply decided the watchtower corporation wasn't the truth(tm) I was DA'd in a secret JC that I didn't attend. I was writing songs with a friend that day instead.
JWs wasted no time in labelling me as an evil villain. The rumours abounded.
I was labelled as 'a false prophet'. I'm not sure what exactly I had prophesied...1975?
I apparently had become the vicar of a church. I await my stipend but have no idea where it's coming from.
A guy that worked in a retail outlet has JWs avoiding his till because he shares the same name as me and many JWs don't know what I look like.
The latest rumour is that I have come out as gay and have a boy friend. This is news to me. I don't fancy blokes. I prefer intimacy with a female. I really don't care if someone is gay or not. What I care about is if that person is a good person or not. I don't care who they sleep with.
So, there we have it.
I'm apparently a gay prophecying vicar that works in a retail outlet. This was all news to me.