What's the Highest "Position" You Had in the Congregation???

by minimus 85 Replies latest jw friends

  • blondie
    blondie

    Actually, years ago an older elder said the elders actually held the lowest position in the congregation since elders are slaves to slaves. The other elders kept trying to get him to stop saying that from the platform.

    Mark

    10:44

    44 and whoever wants to be first among YOU must be the slave of all.

    Blondie

  • little witch
    little witch

    Thanks for your interest, Min.

    Personally, I held the official position of Chief Troublemaker, Main Bad Influence, and Demon Possessed, Ciggarette Smoking Rebel-Rouser.

    Much to the discust of the congregation, I still hold those titles!!!!

  • Hamas
    Hamas

    I swept the kingdom hall car park once; don't come much higher than that

    -what a privalidge-

    Although seriously, I gave over 70 talks.

  • Hamas
    Hamas

    talks 2 or 4 that is....

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    minion, slave, drone,

    oh yea and elder's wife

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    Regular pioneer and elderette (elder's wife)

  • shamus
    shamus

    Microphone geek, magazine behind the counter geek, sound geek,

    You name it.

    Oh, the privleges. I wanted them really bad... when i got them, I was like... whopee.

  • oldcrowwoman
    oldcrowwoman

    Cleaning Kingdom Hall bathrooms

    Does that count???????????????

    OCW

  • be wise
    be wise
    Microphone geek, magazine behind the counter geek, sound geek,

    That was me too! I always laugh my head off when I think of what I was like as a JW. It's so funny!

  • minimus
    minimus

    "The privlege of cleaning the Kingdom Hall or District Convention "worldly" site"......What a stupid thing to buy into, huh?

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