by Yizuman 47 Replies latest jw friends
You are wrong!!! The watchtower merely recites the bible, a very old book, by subject matter. The Awake however gives us up to date information on current events and how they are fulfilling bible prophecies. The Awake is clearly better.
The Bible has an answer for all our modern day problems.
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-The Bible has an answer for all our modern day problems
Really, how about a computer virus where is that in the bible. Hmmm how about how to repair a car? Hmmm
My Fair Lady is the best movie ever.
My Fair Lady is the best movie ever.
You are WRONG! How can a fair lady make a fair movie when life is so unfair??
Bookshelves are better than books stacked on the floor.
The Bible is the answer to modern day problems.
You are wrong. I checked the Bible and it had no instructions on how to fix a flat tire, let alone how to overhaul an engine.
Now try this one: California wine is the best.
California wine is the best? Are you insane? Wine is a precious commodity whose appreciation can only be properly mastered by a Frenchman. Silly Americans with their cowboy sloppiness have no concept of delicacy and fine arts. Only French wine can be considered the best in the world! Oui oui!
2 + 2 = 4
Let someone disprove a simple equation. LOL
2 + 2 = 4
Wrong. Write a 2, then write another 2. What do you have? 22
E=MC2
You are wrong!
5CM=E (5 Congregation Meetings =Exhaustion)
Now following is an absolute truth:
An ice cold beer would sure be good right about now!!!!
An ice cold beer would sure be good right about now!!!!
Sooo wrong!! An ice cold long island ice tea is what i need right now.
Women are sexually suprerior to men (What man can orgasim 8 times in a row??)
Women are sexually suprerior to men
Game over! This is the truth!
Game over! This is the truth!
You are WRONG! There are no truths! Only lies, lies, lies, lies, lies!! Didn't the Watchtower tell you???
The Matrix is the best movie ever made!!
