...Just to watch my aunt get married. Had you fooled there, huh?
A few people who I know on the board know my family IRL. For those that know them, yes, they're as nutty as ever. If not, let me explain them to you. They're super hardcore dubbies. Hardcore to the point that some of them aren't going to have children in "this system" to spare them "armageddon." I on the other hand, am a freak, if you haven't guessed by now.
Every time I see them, they always are asking me stupid questions about my private life and my choice not to be a Witless anymore. They try to get into theological debates with me constantly. (Of course, I smoked them so badly, you'd swear they were in a bong.) They even laugh at the choice of my cloithing. (I dress up in gothic/bondage clothes.) Ironically, they wear stuff that's found in the 2.99 rack at Wal Mart.
So I'm thinking I should make this wedding into my own personal circus. Any ideas? I already came up with the idea of going to the wedding carrying copies of the UN letter and dropping it in various places in the hall. I also came up with telling all the non-witness relatives the dark side of the cult, and why they may not see me at the reception hall.