If This Place Was A Congregation, Who Would Be The Elders, MS and CO's?

by minimus 59 Replies latest jw friends

  • JH

    Elders: Minimus, Farkel, Rocketman, Uzzah,

    CO: JT

    MS: Simon, Brummie,

    Toilet Cleaners: JH (cleaning the john)

    How about the sisters....If they were aloud to be Elders, CO, MS, who would they be?

    Scully as elder maybe...

  • minimus

    What's this with everyone wanting parking lot duty? I'd like to see some more specific names that would have positions such as Circuit Overseer and District Overseer.etc.....I wonder what Farkel would be???........Blondie would have to be WT. conductor.

  • gitasatsangha

    I'd be a "Newly Baptised" person, reaching for more priviledges in the congo, but not yet worthy of runing the sound system or passing mics.

  • Mulan

    Can we vote for elders? That seems good to me.

    I nominate Ozzie for PO.

    All in fun, it still is too weird for me.

  • foreword

    I guess I'd still end up being the bad seed.....LOL


  • xjw_b12

    Refiners Fire as Sound Servant......

    knowing all the trouble he had with this new forum, I'd love to see him in charge of a $10,000.00 Sound System.

    MacHislopp as Literature Servant.

    1) The literature would be very well laid out, understandable , and informative.

    Francois as Field Service Servant.

    Wouldn't you just love to go to the Saturday morning field service group, with Frank conducting, never mind going door to door with him ?

    Blondie as the WatchTower Study Conductor...................Hands Down.

  • minimus

    Mulan, you would be the elder's wife that all the young sisters would go on the sly to get advice about liking the newest boy in the Hall.

  • Yerusalyim

    Can you create the job of door attendant for me? make it fancy, call the job KEEPER OF THE DOOR, or KEEPER OF THE WAY, or ChoagieBoy.

  • Reborn2002


    Care to explain that one Yeru?

    By the way, it is good to see you posting my friend.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    I'd skip the meeting because I've joined the Church of the Iconoclast.

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