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Did he accidently touch himself too?
I would bet that not only did he accidentally see porn but also accidentally touched himself...many times over. Watch. Repeat. Until he got caught.
Richmond, Virginia Convention Lowlights: 11-year-old Baptized / Porn Seen Accidentally
by Funchback 48 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Wayward
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OrphanCrow
One teen discussed overcoming the accidental sight of pornography and how his parents and Jehovah helped him through it.
Oh I am sure the parents helped him through it. The dad made a mental note to clear his browsing history so that the kid wouldn't accidentally have daddy's search history pop up when he was innocently trying to find the latest Caleb video.
Yeah...daddy better make sure those accidents don't happen again.
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ShirleyW
Wait a minute, if he "accidentally" looked at porn that means he saw it for just two or three seconds, like when you accidentally open a restroom door and somebody is already on the toilet in there.
If his parents and praying were needed to help him get over it, my common sense tells me it was not accidental
"yeah dad, I keep accidentally pulling up this man on man website every night for the last couple of months and now I need Jehovah's help to stop" . . . give me a break, that means dad was looking too.
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rebel8
Good point, Shirley W! :) For example:
he "accidentally" looked at porn that means he saw it for just two or three seconds, like when you accidentally open a restroom door and somebody is already on the toilet in there. Then he spoke Jehovah's name aloud, yelled, "Get behind me, Satan," confessed to an elder and presented his experience to 5,0000 people at the next assembly.
Sounds legit.
There is something so f*9((+d up about a child discussing this matter at an assembly.
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Brokeback Watchtower
Just keeping it real:
One teen discussed overcoming the accidental sight of pornography and how his parents and Jehovah helped him through it.
Just imagine the type of paranoia bull shit his parents are going to brainwash this kid with and give him giant emotional scars about sexuality to fuck him up for a long time.
This type of guilt ridden corporate enforcement tabooing of natural processes of self pleasure and such are criminal upon the psyche of these very young and gullible people. These young people are the chickens and the Governing Body are the chicken hawks when it comes to praying on young ones for corporation interest and profitable sustainablity. This corporation sure sounds like it is on its way out. -
exjwlemming
Maybe he was researching the executive branch of the US government on the internet. Typed in www.whitehouse.com instead of .gov...accidental porn 😎
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Wasanelder Once
Boom Chika Jah Wow!
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Island Man
This thread was such a bummer! I was hoping that they accidentally played porn on the big screen at the convention.
