by Funchback 48 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
the 'accidental' porn thing with JWs is so fucking hilarious.
If you accidentally view porn you need to:
-Dispose of your computer and light it on fire.
-Pray like you've never prayed before
-Confess your 'sin' to the elders.
What a joke.
BRB gonna fire up some porn and crank one out.
the 'accidental' porn thing with JWs is so fucking hilarious.
I know right. Porn does not pop-up on your computer unless you visit porn sites. And today most browsers have built in pop-up blockers. Wholly innocent accidental porn pop-ups is a thing that happened over a decade ago, so recent JW experiences with accidental porn pop-ups mean that someone in the house has been deliberately viewing porn and don't know how to clear cookies and browsing history and/or use pop-up blocker. LOL.
LOL Village Idiot
You, with a brother or two, " Scientists discovered that people who masturbate grow very fine hairs between the joints of their fingers"
Then stand back and see how many immediately look at the palm of their hands.
smiddy
Village Idiot - You have small hands btw ! ..........................................................................................lol
Attendance was reported as 5,595. The grand total baptized was 33, which works out to be 0.00053 of those in attendance.
No, it's 0.589 %
Thanks WitnessMyFury. My bad. I don't know where my math brain was when I typed out the percentage. That works out to just over half a percent.
i used to find the way to deal with an unwanted erection was to think of jehovah. worked every time.
And further:
Since elders seem to readily believe the "accidental porn" excuse, I'd suggest that any jw who is faced with a judicial inquisition try using a variation of it:
I accidentally went to an R rated movie.
I accidentally got ahold of a bag of weed, and it accidentally burst into flames, causing me to accidentally inhale.
I accidentally went next door to see the neighbor girl's aquarium... we accidentally got naked and now she's pregnant... oops.
I accidentally Googled watchtower sex abuse cases, and I found that the governing body has been accidentally covering up a lot of... accidents.
This thread was such a bummer! I was hoping that they accidentally played porn on the big screen at the convention.
I'm glad I'm not the only one. lololol
Also, I'm pretty sure that "accidental" porn viewings have been prevented by more "worldly" parents than dubs by using parental controls and such. Soooo, like everyone else has said, there was no "accident" to this educational experience. Good grief.
And btw, whyyyy would anyone let a youngin talk about this kind of stuff in front of other youngins? There were hundreds of kids there too little to understand what it is...oooh boy. I bet there were a bunch of pissed off parents after that part. Now they have to explain something to their little ones that none of them want to explain. I know most kids are sexually curious or know the basics at a very young age nowadays, but c'mon. The borg wants them to stay away from it, but they make it sound so appealing. 10 bucks says there was a spike in that area of Google searches..."What is porn?"
