Richmond, Virginia Convention Lowlights: 11-year-old Baptized / Porn Seen Accidentally

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  • Funchback
    Funchback

    http://www.richmond.com/news/local/city-of-richmond/article_8dec9e79-b243-5265-80ee-fee138922f80.html

    At this rate, soon they'll let infants get dipped:

    Lindsey Jackson, 14, of King George County was among the 33 people who were baptized Saturday during the first Convention of Jehovah’s Witnesses of the summer at the Richmond Coliseum. Those who were baptized ranged in age from 11 to 76.
    One teen discussed overcoming the accidental sight of pornography and how his parents and Jehovah helped him through it.

    Overcoming the accidental sight of pornography. By a teen. Accidental. Right. I'm glad he/she got help from his parents and Big Jah-Jah. It must've been traumatic.

  • SafeAtHome
    SafeAtHome

    Huh? Did he walk in on mommy and daddy by accident and now is scarred for life? 😵 LMAO!

  • steve2
    steve2

    Attendance was reported as 5,595. The grand total baptized was 33, which works out to be 0.00053 of those in attendance. The slowing down in growth continues - little wonder they are encouraging children to get baptized.

    As for the experience of one young brother who "accidentally" stumbled across porn - I thought this was the oldest excuse of young people. Looks liken it was more than "accidental" because it appeared to be something he had to pray about. I'm sure this is a sanitized experience.

  • Simon
    Simon

    Assembly experience: "I thought I was watching an instructional film about photo-copy repair, then realized "wait, how is the repair man going to fix the copier if people are naked on it?". I screamed for Jehovah to help me but nothing happened. Then I clicked pause on the video and that did actually make it stop. I confessed it to my book-study elder who asked for the exact URL for him to "confirm how sinful it was" and seemed to be vary familiar with clearing a browser history and running in incognito or what he called "porn mode".

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  • problemaddict 2
    problemaddict 2

    Hilarious!

  • neat blue dog
    neat blue dog

    I have NEVER come across porn by accident and I honestly don't know how such a thing could happen. That's just not how the internet works.

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Did he accidently touch himself too?

  • sparrowdown
    sparrowdown

    He was probably searching for something like bus tours and got bust tours instead - innocent mistake, happens all the time apparently.

  • sparky1
    sparky1

    When the Elders grilled the boy about his 'Porn' experience, they wanted every juicy detail. Finally in shame and exasperation the boy blurted out: " Brothers...........I have 12 inches soft...but I don't use it as a rule"!

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