You Know You're in the Wrong Religion When....

punkofnice

You Know You're in the Wrong Religion When....
there is no demonstrable evidence your chosen god exists.
Lolcats bible makes better sense.
you call god by the ancient volcano god name of 'jehovah'.
you have to rely on faith to believe.
nowwhat?

Electronic gadgets are unnecessary and bad! Can interfere with our worship
"But wait! We can save millions on printing costs by using them!.
Electronic gadgets are good and necessary for our worship.
James Mixon

You believe the Salvation Army is Satan's army..
Ding

You give high priority to inviting people to attend a meal at which neither they nor you will partake of anything.
Are you serious

The only evidence your leadership has been appointed by Christ is because THEY SAY SO.
Vanderhoven7
- Wow....we are really getting some good additions! Thanks
Diogenesister

1. When you go to a service on Sunday but need to block your children's ears because of the innapropriate things being discussed.
2. When your fellow worshippers see it as a badge of honour to beat seven bells out of their kids in front of the congregation.
Vidiot

If you have to cheat to defend your religion.
Vanderhoven7

Deja vue nest pas?
nicolaou

You know you're in the wrong religion when you're in a religion.