You Know You're in the Wrong Religion When....

by Vanderhoven7 27 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    You Know You're in the Wrong Religion When....

    there is no demonstrable evidence your chosen god exists.

    Lolcats bible makes better sense.

    you call god by the ancient volcano god name of 'jehovah'.

    you have to rely on faith to believe.

  • nowwhat?
    nowwhat?

    Electronic gadgets are unnecessary and bad! Can interfere with our worship

    "But wait! We can save millions on printing costs by using them!.

    Electronic gadgets are good and necessary for our worship.

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon
    You believe the Salvation Army is Satan's army..
  • Ding
    Ding
    You give high priority to inviting people to attend a meal at which neither they nor you will partake of anything.
  • Are you serious
    Are you serious
    The only evidence your leadership has been appointed by Christ is because THEY SAY SO.
  • Vanderhoven7
    Vanderhoven7
    • Wow....we are really getting some good additions! Thanks
  • Diogenesister
    Diogenesister

    1. When you go to a service on Sunday but need to block your children's ears because of the innapropriate things being discussed.

    2. When your fellow worshippers see it as a badge of honour to beat seven bells out of their kids in front of the congregation.

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    If you have to cheat to defend your religion.

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