I heard about a Brother Heanes in Portsmouth. Bro. Heanes was doing a return visit and was confronted by a large German shepherd dog barking at the front gate.
He eventually plucked up courage and gently opened the gate to find that the dog was quite friendly, so he knocked on the door and the householder invited him in.
The dog lay at his feet, Bro. Heanes was doing his stuff when the dog cocked it's leg and urinated against the wall.
The householder didn't seem bothered and eventually the Bro called it a day and went to leave.
As he walked down the path, the householder called out: "Mister Heanes! Don't forget to take your dog with you!"