My letter to Bethel about the flood

by Cornbread 85 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Calebs Airplane
    Calebs Airplane

    Here is the Service Department's procedure for mailed-in inquiries:

    1. Receive Letter and determine the main subject matter.
    2. Assign a clueless brother to search the Service Dept database for a pre-written letter on the subject.
    3. Change the name that letter was last addressed to (to Dear Brother Cornbread)
    4. Mail it.

    Your letter will NOT be read carefully and the letter you receive from them will be totally irrelevant. This will be just another exercise in futility.

  • The Marvster
    The Marvster

    Devastating, simply devastating...

    Reading this has somewhat alleviated my grumpiness this morning

    Thak you for posting...

  • punkofnice

    I predict that if you get a reply it will go like this:

    Dear Brendan,

    Thank you for you r enquiry.

    We do not understand your concerns or doubts. If in doubt the answer always defaults to, 'Jehovah did it using magic.'

    Yours etc A Dimwitt

    PS. The elders will be knocking on your door soon for a back room star chamber jobbie.

  • freemindfade
    If they respond and its total nonsense (which it would be) please make a You Tube video reading it, or post the response.
  • _Morpheus
    I didnt take you letter as offensive or heavy handed, you did a nice job trying to summarize the myarid flaws in the myth in a reasonably lengthed letter.... I also second and third the other responses indicating that you wont get much of an answer. Do it for dad and let it be what it will....
  • Cornbread
    Yep, will do.
  • Vidiot

    @ Cornbread...

    There is no answer you will ever get that won't make you feel hopelessly unsatisfied.

  • Aleph

    Please watch Dr Don Paton research that proves Noah's story was true.

    I have more to show, but for another time...


  • Cornbread

    Uhh, is that an attempt at humor?

  • Introvert 2
    Introvert 2

    Hey Brendan, cool another local Montreal boy ! We may of even been in the same assemblies, I was in a cong up north, even did a stint in French for a while.

    For a differing point of view on the flood look up Walt Brown's Hydroplate theory. Although no longer a GB follower I'm still a believer in scripture as a few of us here happen to be.

    Hope it works out for you man.

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