by Valis 991 Replies latest members meetups
Brother beans...be steadfast and uplifted in your recognition of that particular synonymity...that way you know better than confuse real money with Bethel Bucks...So as the old saying goes gas ,grass or ass...well, nowhere in there does it mention gas grass or Watchtowers/Awakes....see how that works?... Don't worry bro...I got you covered like Heaven in a chastity belt...*LOL* Call me when you get here..and check your Private Message box.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Don't talk about Big tex like that
Hey I would have no problem being with a couple of lesbians, especially if they are together and I am their teddy bear.
I'd like to be a lesbian trapped inside of a certain blonde that posts on the board
Brother Big Tex it is clear that slippy wants to be a lesbian inside YOUR body...how could you not see that? Have you been reading Watchtowers again?!!! I mean...he even wink winked fer chrissakes...
Anyone that wants extra stickers and will bring some sticker paper, come on with it!
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
I'll only consider Slippy's offer if he brings back his Britney Spears avatar. Hey, do you think he could get her to join us?
OK folks, it seems that I am going to be able to make it down this weekend. Hopefully if everything works out with our sisters arriving from the MN district, I should be tagging along with Sister Eyegirl. Be extremely cautious if Sister Eyegirl consumes plenty of alcohol and asks people to poke her boob. You just might poke me in the eye, if you know what I'm saying. All I ask is that no pictures be taken of me and posted to the internet in any shape or form. I am already taking a huge risk just being in attendance down there.
So just look for me hanging on Eyegirl, and maybe even on Jo Jo the Monkey Whore -- it all depends on who wants to lug my ass around for the main fest. I don't really expect anyone to carry me around after the festive dinner. Hell, they can leave me at the trash can if they want to. Lord knows many people end up there after too much inbibing. I would love to see all of you, but tragically, I won't be able to see very well while I am there. My vision has went to $hit and I can't see real far away. But I welcome you to come up and touch me if you'd like....Eyegirl might like the poke.
Jourles, of the 2D Spirit Class
Jourles...I look forward to seeing you sir...the pleasure will be mine entirely. We can make sure you don't get in any pics or you get edited out of any unintentional images. We just need to make sure that everyone who is taking pics knows who you are and how important it is to keep your ugly mug from prying eyes...BTW, there is nothing like having a seeing eyegirl! Becky is the best and you are definitely safe amongst such pillowy goodness..*LOL* Sheesh! Are you guys gonna get here yet!!!????
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
OH MY SHYT!! JOURLES IS COMING TO DALLAS???
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!
Oh let the romping and frolicking begin!!!
Ok, it is in stone now. I will be picking Slippy up from the airport.
Cool Jourles, can't wait to meet ya!!!
Jes
New ones are being gathered even at this late date. Hurry people while there is yet time!! Barmaggeddon is nigh ... ah, what the hell, time for a good old fashinoed "bock-n'-nail-ya"
Another Shiner pleeeeeease
Now, can we get this thread over 1000 posts before THE END?
WOW! I almost overlooked this thread. Does it have the record for being the most viewed and the one with the most posts?
Wish I could attend. You all have fun now. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. But then that leaves you plenty of leeway, doesn't it?
