Valis
You deserve all the kudos and karma (and spankings) possible for this little shindig. I think you are a good man and I always look forward to seeing you. I am proud to be your friend.
But next time, CALL ME if you want a hook up for a kilt (I'd be honored). 'Course, I think the real reason is you've got those little spindly legs and you know you'd look god awful in a kilt. Now I've got dead sexy legs. You missed when I rolled me socks down and showed the wee lassies a thing or two (or three).
And what does Jesus say?