Little Toe Coming To Texas! Apostafest TIME! (page 50)

WildTurkey

Because Dede won't let you, that's why! Anyone who invites you will have to face her wrath and, I'm sorry, hon, it's just not worth it.

Oh I'm worth it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VeniceIT

ohh yaaaaaaaa nevermind hehehehehe

you can have a slumber party with Valis pinchy pinchy!!!

Ven

Valis

I'm expecting a call tomorrow from the manager of Trail Dust and will keep you freaks informed, just as soon as I know yes or no on BYOB or a change of venue.

eheheh...slumber party....Ladies, you will obviously need spiritual slumber party guidance...what better way to express your faith than to let WT and I see to your needs?

cruzan..there will be more Overbeers than that in attendance!...I have also designated xenawarrior as Chief Chick At Arms seeing as she is Keeper of the Holiest Beer Fridge On The Planet AND she has a really big........sword...yeah that's it..*LOL* I am so dead...

Ven, do you really want to be at the top of my "To Be Pinched" list? It would be a shame if you knocked joy2bfree off the # 1 spot...or maybe not!There is no way in hell I'm jumpin in bed w/a drunken Wild Turkey...unless of course you want to join us....eheheheh

Overbeers in Attendance

Myself...
Brother Beans of the Canadian Branch
Wild Turkey of the Louisianna Branch
Little Toe of the Scotchland Branch
Not Interested of the Minnesota Branch
Eyegirl of the Greater Wisconsin Branch ( She travels to and fro...leaving empty containers of Alchohol/Spiritual Food in her wake...Gotta luv her! However...XW is sole owner and boss of Green Bay and all the cheese that it entails)
megadude & Elsewhere Texas Branch Circuit Overbeers cuz I can't drink all the beer all the time...
We musn't forget all you Altar Chicks, Apostate School Girl Sluts(TM), Winesterial Servants, Champagne Overseers, et al, who contribute to the spiritual welfare of the flock. Your attendance is vital to our Uplifting Spiritual Proclaiming of The Kegdom Ministry(TM)...Amen!

BTW, do none of you know who the first District Overbeer for the Minnesota flock was?

Animus and Pressed On Nails? Rock and roll!

Little Toe
Overbeer
megadude
cruzanheart
Big Tex
xenawarrior
eyegirl
elsewhere
Xena
Beans
Lyineyes
WildTurkey
sixofnine
Jesika & mom
puertogerm
moreisbetter
nativenyr23
outnfree and cousin
Fire Dragon
Robdar
Heaven
The Star
DFWnonJW
Navigator
Roo
not interested
pr_capone
Beelzedub
slinslidemaster
joannadandy
Country Girl
TruckerGB
jws
shutterbug
Buzzard
Jadewillowstreet
SLOAN
Jim_Tx
Animal
scootergirl OHMYGOD!
SpiceiIUpsorry about that!
Preston?
Dbl0Smith?

can someone do me a favor and harass joeshmoe please? It wouldbe great if he came out and played with us!

Edited for "THIS JUST IN" Segment we may have another guest coming...To guess the name of this one think constellation, swan, and used to be part time nemesis of your's truly....*LOL*

Sincerely,

District Overbeer of the "Emoticlastic and killing time at work" class

Edited by - Valis on 11 February 2003 13:27:28

Edited by - Valis on 11 February 2003 14:44:7

scootergirl

You got room for one more?

SpiceItUp

scans list for name on it.....

doesn't find it.......

grrrrr....OK Valis...how many pinches and lashes will it take for you to officially add me

<------------------------------Is ready for the proper ~~food~~ liquids at the proper time

xenawarrior

WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCOOTER !!!!!!

You betcha !!!!!!

Valis:

eheheh...slumber party....Ladies, you will obviously need spiritual slumber party guidance...what better way to express your faith than to let WT and I see to your needs?

Um- what "needs" might we girls have at our slumber party that you and WT could possibly see to? You bringing us ice cream ??? We'll consider it- I'm saying consider- IF you both don some bunny slippers

cruzan..there will be more Overbeers than that in attendance!...I have also designated xenawarrior as Chief Chick At Arms seeing as she is Keeper of the Holiest Beer Fridge On The Planet AND she has a really big........sword...yeah that's it..*LOL* I am so dead...

Yep- you are SOOOOO dead little squirrel

XW of the "Yeeehaaaa Scootergirl is coming" class

scootergirl

LOL......XW.......What would I do w/out you girly?

Hmmmm........browsing the internet I found this interesting website full of squirrel recipes......http://www.scarysquirrel.org/recipes/

And you know the Betty Crocker whore that I am......would love to help you "whip" something up! LOL

mix 'em up an scarf 'em down!........

Edited by - scootergirl on 11 February 2003 13:44:12

xenawarrior

OMG Scooter- LMAO !!!!

Here's a good one with CHEESE!!!!

Gormay Skwerlz - by Tony

Now I teetsh yew howta mayk food like they does on the TV set.

1 vary fantsy-lukin skwerl with awl the trimmins (no fer)
1 can o' sprayo mayo
1 jar Cheez Whiz
1 spit
1 bunch o' fansy vejies n froots

Tayk the swerl, stuff up wit Sprayo Mayo, sit aside for latur. Spit in Cheez Whiz, whip it up fine, so's it are vary light and fluffee (if yewanna yew kud use yer motor-power weedtrimmerer). Dip skwerl in it. Put it in the oven and then go git the one that you mayd before and show it to ivryone. Say sum stuffs and don't stop tokking till them werds come moving across the screen that says everybody's name.

Just like them fantsy shifs on the Cooking Show makes! As the frentsh wud say, "blou bluh blurrulb bleah bluah"!

Valis...... oh Valis.....cmere......

scootergirl

How about this one, xw?

Skwerl Seizr - anonymous

10 live skwerls in a cage (or in yer trunk)
4 containers of Bac-O-Bits or, head of pig minced up all fine-like will make an acceptable substtitute.
1 giant container of ranch dressing
3 hearts of romaine
3 40s of Hamms.
1 container of parmeson cheese, the good kind that comes in dem containers with de grating done already
1 double barrel shotgun, 40 shells.
vineger and salt and peppar to taste

First, you take dem skwerls and use a beer can to whack 'em in de head to stun him. When dey out cold, chop off dem little heads with de hubcap popped off de 79 Chevy you been keeping round the wood pile. If you ain't got a wood pile, use de scissors. If you ain't got scissors, use your tooth.

After you chopped or bit off dem heads you got to shoot off all dem implements of de legs and such like while you down yer first 40. Don't bite em' off, they'll be stuck in yer snaggle tooth with thar claws. Stuff thar nubs with de pig bits. Dump that industrial sized ranch dressing in yer shop sink, make sure you wipe the oil out first, and place de furry carcasses of skwerl in thar.

Now yer fat cousin Louellen, have her sit on de sink for 3 days, you know she ain't done nothin but collect workmans comp since the bridge pile on fell on her. De marinaten skwerl should take no less than 3 days and will taste better if she sits on thar longer, like 2 weeks. After she done got off de sink throw away dem 3 hearts of romaine-nobody likes dem vegetables anyway and dey distract from de ranch dressin' flaver. Pile dem tasty things into de oven and set to broil. When de ranch dressin' has turned brown and is steemin a bit, your Skwerl Seizr is almost done. Take any remaining ranch dressin and spoon it up on thar hot varmint platter and add sum cheese. Get yer hubcap or yer scissers and serve dem up all piping hot and if you want em' purdy like garnish dem with de used shotgun shells and parselye.

Valis

*LOL* scoot and xw....methinks you two have fallen off the back one too many times...ya'l caint evun spill skwirrel rite! Besdies that, what makes you think you can catch this squirrel and what happens when you do? eheheh Be careful what you ask for...eheh..

Sincerely,

District Oversquirrel

Little Toe Coming To Texas! Apostafest TIME!

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