Sung to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your Hands
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq .
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy, Bomb Iraq .
If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq .
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq .
If the smokin' gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin',
That Saddam will soon be croakin', Bomb Iraq .
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq .
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq .
So to hell with the inspections:
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions, Bomb Iraq .
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq .
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq .
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing), Bomb Iraq .
So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq .
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq .
Saying 'no' would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason, Bomb Iraq .