1. Why are sisters not allowed to wear trousers?
- Jehovah has an admitted ankle fetish. He loves them!
2. When sisters where a skirt why have they got to be below the knee?
- Because dubs up on the platform have been known from time to time to let their attention wander to more interesting things, ie: other peoples crotches. GB nipped that one in the bud.
3. Why to some brothers wear their pyjama bottoms under their suits?
- They provide a buffer zone for those brothers feigning interest at the hall - makes them feel like they're sleeping when they really aren't, but really want to be.
4. Why do all poineers have a cream mac?
- I have no idea what a cream mac even is, but it sounds terribly dirty.
5. Why is it the uglier the brother the higher up in the congregation?
- Guessing you were using the GB as a guideline for that question?
6. Why do mums put their baby boys in bow ties?
- Because it's CUTE. Jehovah likes Groucho Marx impressions as well.