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MrMoe

<<<<<<<<<<<<likes younger men... always has actually... come to think of it usually all my men have been younger... wierd...
Kisses,
Moe
FRUSR8TD

Mr. Moe....I'll be as young as you want!!!
Incense_and_Peppermints

men who are younger than you want you to be their mommy. it is truly a rare younger man who's able to keep you interested for long
(i can only think of one around here *sigh*, but he is the exception to the rule).
and older men always want to tell you what to do. i like it when men are closer to my own age and experience.
SYN

FINALLY FOUND TIME TO REPLY TO THIS THREAD! (PS, Simon, I think the quote function has ceased, uh, functioning )

Moe says: "I personally think the ballet sucks... "

Yeah, when those guys in the tight pants start jumping around, I just don't know where to look I think it's actually really graceful, but it could get boring...
And then she says: "me personally i don't play mind games and i never lie. The thing i most admire is BRAINS, something SYN has... Not all women like candy and flowers ya know!!!"
See, I have two brains, one is about a meter south of the other, but I can only use one at a time, the one that has the most blood in it at any one point. Plus, I know for a fact that Amanda likes liquified chocolate. Spread thinly.
Xander says:
- I mean, really, how many marriages do you know occur when their is no possibility of any kind of sexual favors for the guy from the girl?)
Well, I do know of one case, where the guy didn't really have a lower body but married a normal girl, and I think we all know exactly what type of "favours" were handed out in that relationship! Such a pity I carn't go into more detail here...but it does exist.
the guys that DO are either gay or faking it
See, there have been many women who have asked me whether I'm gay, but they stop asking the next morning while I put another groove in my bedpost. This tends to solve these little gender issues rather quickly
Jim_TX says:
So - it seems that gals - and also possibly guys - look at age as a factor in deciding whether they want to have a relationship with one another.
Well, Jim, wildly disparate age groups can get together, but often it can cause a lot of strife. I've seen many examples where it works though, for instance, those young studs who are "employed" by grandmothers, they make helluva good money and get to lie by the pool all day too. Sounds good to me
Incense says:
there are other options you know. like poetic intellectuals, i.e. artists and musicians. i also have a thing for bi-sexual men. i don't know why that is, but i find them unbelievably sexy!
Hehe, Incense is a selfish girl, she likes 2 guys at once You go girl! POW! Take it easy on those biguys!
Trauma Hound says:
I guess I'm a nice guy in a bad boy body. :)
LIES, LIES! We all know you are a famous porn star! Ladies, what better deal do you get than a pr0n star with good Photoshop skills?
I think that's kind of a game, and I've chosen to remain single untill I find that person, that wants to share in the relationship equally.
My point exactly. There should be balance and equality. And much rolling about in the hay. BTW, you made some really nice points in that post, ladies, this guy sounds like somebody who knows what's cutting with the femmes, grab him while stocks last!
Dutchie says:
However, I must admit that I like being wooed and as evidence that I am being wooed and that the man appreciates that I am interested in him, he will do things to please me. Is that wrong?
A man can do many things to please a woman. For instance, he can slowly do a strip tease from a tuxedo down to his little briefs, and then he can take off his briefs and jump up and down a lot and fall over from dizziness. Girls just love that. They think it is "manly" and "masculine" if a guy can do that. Plus, they can go shopping with his credit card while he is unconscious.
Joanna clears things up masterfully:
It's not that you are nice at all, it's that there is something major wrong with you.
UHOH.
The truth is we want to break up with you, and rather than say, "You suck ass!" we simply say "you are too nice"
Thereby completely confusing us! Men appreciate straight-forwardness, and this sort of running about betwixt the two green woody bushes like a mad peacock that drank punch laced with PCP and then jumped in an icy cold Norwegian fjord does not help matters, it seems. Guess we'll just have to learn "chick English", which actually resembles Basque more than English. Basque is a very obscure language spoken by a small number of sheperds on an Azorean island and nowhere else, and is famous for being excruciatingly difficult to learn, even more so than the subtle Vietnamese, in which a sentence you intended to mean something like "Where is the hotel?" can come out as "Take me to a taxi and drive around the city 3 times to clock up an extra fare because I am an obviously rich and more obviously stupid tourist who will not notice and you can rip me off, it's cool". "Chick English" is actually a much harder language to learn than that. Beware.
So to save your poor souls, we sacrifice ourselves and pull the standard 'It's not you it's me!" line.
Yes, but in an incomprehensibly Basquey sort of fashion. Interesting.
Frankly I love nice guys. I am in the market for one myself.
Apparently they are having a special on them at Walmart (apparently a great American Institution from what I have heard)...better hurry before they run out of stock.
I told him he was too nice, because I am not nice, and I am a vain shallow girl who didn't want him.
Well, the fact that you said he was a nice guy and didn't repeat the above sentence to him shows that you are a caring girl. Good job. And the previous sentence was not Basquey, honestly.
The truth is tho, it does matter. When I have dated older guys and an old song comes on the radio, and I wrinkle my nose, they say "How can you not love this song?" And I have to reply with "Probably because their last album came out before I was born"
That's almost as bad as those Watchtower magazines that said that embryos enjoyed listening to Kingdom Melodies in the womb.
Incense remarks:
men who are younger than you want you to be their mommy. it is truly a rare younger man who's able to keep you interested for long
(i can only think of one around here *sigh*, but he is the exception to the rule).
His name wouldn't perhaps start with an "N" would it? And I DON'T want a mommy, I want a LOVER! I can get my own dummies and nappies, thank you. Plus, longer men last longer, if you get my drift. We have *stamina*.
seawolf

I've thought about this MANY times.
I am a male in my 20s.
I am so sick and tired of all of this dating and what girls want blah blah blah that I don't even try anymore. I haven't talked to a single female in hum 6+ months? I've only dated two girls for a total of maybe 4 months and that was several years ago.
I hear girls saying nothing but good things about me from 'hes the nicest one I know' to 'hes very intellectual' etc. but yet dunno. I always just seem to be someone they know but that's about it.
I was just talking to a girl a couple of months ago and she was getting all excited over me and wondering 'if I was her dream guy' (LOL) and then she said I was too old for her. She's 18. haha wow don't tell her about Tony Randall HAHA she'd coronary and die.
Prisca: I'm the same way. I have specific things in mind and thus far I haven't found them. oh well. Thankfully there's plenty of DVDs for me to buy and watch alone.
Incense_and_Peppermints
i must say, i do find his youthful exhuberance most charming.
the reason i ask is because you use words like "dummies" and "nappies", which tells me you're british. british men are cool. i had two best friends from england - alastair and alan, and they both moved on to other jobs, but they were a lot of fun. they used to tell the sickest jokes about their cat, saying "what a whore she was, etc. but it was always a riot with them around. um, did you mean "younger" here? ----
longer men last longer, if you get my drift.
you think so eh? i find just the opposite to be true - it's older men who last longer. younger men seem to get too excited and spend rather quickly
but as i said, there are indeed exceptions to every rule, and i didn't include you in that "young men are boring" comment.
p.s. "his" name starts with a "T"........and I WORSHIP HIM!!!)
regards,
Edited by - Incense_and_Peppermints on 28 July 2002 0:45:32
Elsewhere

Being a nice guy, I have managed to drag the answer out of a few girls. Bottom line: they are afraid that they are not good enough for a nice guy. They are afraid that they cannot live up to our niceness. They are afraid that they are defective compared to us.
There are also the girls who want to be thrilled all the time, and we nice guys just arent up to the job of constantly thrilling a girl. We are good at making girls feel happy, special, and needed, not thrilled. (Note: Not thrilling does not necessarily refer to sex we can thrill a girl in the sack with the best of em.)
Edited by - Elsewhere on 28 July 2002 0:41:47
Xena

hhhmmmm nice guy? isn't that an oxymoron????? Is there such an animal?
Are there nice girls and bad girls? Are they interchangeable? Wonder which one I am.....
I think within each person is the potential for being a good or bad person in a relationship....I have dated guys that looked bad on the outside...I mean GOOD, but baaaad...and when I looked a little deeper, there was a great guy buried there....and I have married..uummm dated nice guys that after I knew them awhile turned out to be bad boys....
LOL funny things relationships they are not constant, people change...sometimes you feel like a nice person and sometimes you don't.
So do I prefer nice guys over bad boys? I just tend to like men in general...go figure
BTW SYN you crack me up...
DakotaRed

I&P, please don't confuse a nice guy with a wimp. You might be surprised at just how far a nice guy is willing to go and just what determination he has to protect those around him.
I've seen the bad boys curl up like little babies while I have seen the nice guys go all out to protect those especially dear to him. They might not act like fighters, but they can surprise you.
Walk softly, but carry a big stick
Lew W
Watchtower Decruit
seawolf

Elsewhere,
Being a nice guy, I have managed to drag the answer out of a few girls. Bottom line: they are afraid that they are not good enough for a nice guy. They are afraid that they cannot live up to our niceness. They are afraid that they are defective compared to us.
There are also the girls who want to be thrilled all the time, and we nice guys just arent up to the job of constantly thrilling a girl. We are good at making girls feel happy, special, and needed, not thrilled. (Note: Not thrilling does not necessarily refer to sex we can thrill a girl in the sack with the best of em.)
I agree 100%. I've had girls tell me the exact same thing. yeah, I had to drag it out of them, too.
oh well, their loss.
Edited by - seawolf on 28 July 2002 1:47:28
Edited by - seawolf on 28 July 2002 1:47:55

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