Oh NO! Our HERITAGE!
Those sacred words "under God" are a part of a tradition that extends back near to the origions of this country! How dare they! I mean those blessed word have been uttered by children in this country everday since clear back to...to...uh... well the fifties! I shudder to think about what my great grandfather, who I never knew, that died in 1937 would think! He would be devastated to hear of this. Well I mean he would be devestated if he had lived past the time "under God" was actually IN the pledge, you bet he would. Our GREAT forefathers, and foremothers don't forget, would NEVER allow something like this to happen because they stopped that GODLESS BASTARD HITLER! And that ENGLISH HEATHEN that king ,you know the one. And the COMMIE ATHIESTS too! And we need to stand up and defend OUR GOD GIVEN RIGHT to say "under God" whenever we please. Can't you see where this is headed? If people can't say "under God" while chanting in sacred rites of obligiatory nationalistic ferver, we all will be diminished.
This truly is ..."one nation....under God...who lives in the sky..right above the continental U.S., you know, like perpendicular to a tangent at D.C., straight out there in the sky...just bigger though maybe...I mean he's probably bigger than the US boundries but maybe out there far enough away that he lines up with America, and maybe some of the ocean, probably some of the Gulf of Mexico too...with liberty and justice for all!