"Some brothers have likewise waited to ﬁnd an appropriate mate. Bill from Australia is one such brother... Bill waited for 30 years before he met a sister with whom he was compatible."
30 years?!?! WTF ! 30 YEARS?! Again I ask- WTF ? !
That's the best the all-powerful, "loving" god Jehovah could do for his friend Bill? I'm truly underwhelmed.
"compatible" = she is a JW. That's it. Nothing more.
Bill says: “I have no regrets.” He explains: “I feel blessed because we go out in the ministry together, study together, and worship together. I am happy to meet and associate with my wife’s friends because they are all fellow worshippers of Jehovah. We work on our marriage using Bible principles.”
The Lie: “I have no regrets.” Reality: Bill is now so old he doesn't know what "regrets" means.
Notice that he doesn't say he actually loves his wife and found his soulmate. Nope! His dream girl (old woman) goes to the meetings and door-to-door... that's what Billy dreamed of his entire life. He set the bar so low that disappointment was virtually impossible.
"Dear Jehovah: please find me a woman with a pulse, that's all I ask. Thank you." --Your gullible friend, Bill.
Oh, and she has friends. Wow, Bill. Awesome, dude! You found a keeper.