Armageddon is next week... Are YOU prepared?

by Calebs Airplane 31 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • sowhatnow

    well i got a week to pack my 'go bag' right?

  • WTWizard

    While they are waiting for Armageddon, they are putting psychic energy into their own damnation and that of the whole human race. They are also inviting their own Great Tribulation. Instead of preparing for what is really mathematically certain (debt based currency must eventually hyperinflate), they are preparing to rely on joke-hova. Then, when the financial balloon comes due, they don't have any gold or silver. They don't have any barter skills or preparations whatsoever. And then they will know joke-hova doesn't give a fxxx if they don't have anything.

    Even what they are supposed to do to prepare for washtowel armageddon is bad. Selling out and pious-sneering. What does that do to prepare for anything? It just prepares you to be poor. And not marrying because of some stupid logic? Or marrying someone you are not attracted to simply because the hounders say so? That just prepares you to be sexually impaired. Not getting any education? Not cross-referencing sites? That prepares one to be stupid, not to be self reliant long enough to survive until things get back to a stable situation or until full global communism makes it a moot point.

    No, I am not prepared for washtowel armageddon. Yes, I am preparing for financial Armageddon--when the balloon comes due, your dollars will go down with the yen, pound, euro, and yuan. All toilet paper. Yes, I am preparing for instability on the electricity grid and frequent major energy crises.

  • Oubliette

    I'm ready.

  • berrygerry

    This forum is 14 years old.

    How about asking in 2028?

  • Apognophos

    I really wish that it was supposed to be Armageddon next week. As long as the Witnesses avoid specifically predicting any more dates, they can't have any more Great Disappointments.

  • Calebs Airplane
    Calebs Airplane

    Less than 24 hours remaining in this wicked system of things...

  • Caedes

    Less than 24 hours remaining in this wicked system of things...

    Oh good, I hate it when these things drag on for centuries.

  • hoser

    Ok is it the 2nd of october or the 4th. I've heard he was made king on both of those days. It sure is hard to keep all these dates in order

  • punkofnice

    At last. I've been waiting for Armageddon(tm) since 1975.

    Wow! 1975 to 2014..why, that's 39 second thoughts it doesn't have any significance.

    Armageddon(tm) is as likely to arrive as evidence for a god!

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    I am hunkered down in my basement with a flashlight, bottled water, transistor radio, granola bars and a kazoo.

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