Armageddon is next week... Are YOU prepared?

by Calebs Airplane 31 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  • Heaven

    I'm going out on a limb here... but I predict Armageddon will be a no show and that all JWs will still be waiting...

    Cookie Monster Waiting

  • AnnOMaly
  • Heaven

    Let the freaking out begin ...

    Beaker Freaking Out

  • Calebs Airplane
  • Separation of Powers
    Separation of Powers

    I am....The Governing Body was SOOO loving because they urged me to prepare a "Go-Bag"!!! When the you-know-what hits the fan, I know that although people will be clamoring in the streets and neighbors will be killing each other and people will be eating their own children because no food will be available, I will be ok cause I have a small first aid pack, soem bottled water, and a few energy bars, along with matches, a flashlight, hand sanitizer, and plastic bags to store my poop.

    Thank you Governing Body for keeping my prepared!!!

  • Heaven
  • Las Malvinas son Argentinas
    Las Malvinas son Argentinas

    If I am going to hell then I will be granted something I have always longed for - a face-to-face encounter with one Joseph Franklin Rutherford, Esquire. I'll try to smuggle in some scotch and we'll see how it goes.

  • Quarterback

    Not really. What if that lottery ticket wins next week? I'll be really pissed off if I can't cash it in.

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