At the international convention here I just got off the elevator with Anthony Morris. He was heading to the basement and I was heading up to administration. I rode one floor down with him before I went up to my destination. Hilarious how unimpressed I am after awakening. I'm sure the "worldly" elevator operator was equally unimpressed. Typing this in thebathroom as I await his concluding discourse.
Just got off the elevator with Anthony Morris
by kneehighmiah 47 Replies latest jw friends
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Darth Fader The Sequel
I wouldn't recognize who Anthony Morris was if Anthony Morris wore a sign on his shirt that said "Hi, I am Anthony Morris".
Stay frosty out there, KneeHigh!!!
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designs
you have walked in the presence of greatness...
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frankiespeakin
Hey even Faithful and Discreet Slaves ride elevators, and take shits just like the common man.
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NAVYTOWN
Hopefully his name badge simply said: The Turd.
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SAHS
“kneehighmiah”: “Typing this in the bathroom as I await his concluding discourse.”
Well, if Mr. Morris had farted badly while he was in the elevator with you (which I’m sure he did), then, my friend, you won’t need to wait and take in his “concluding discourse,” because you’ve already had it. His discourse would just be more of the same smell of stinking sh^t. Get out of there now, kneehighmiah! Looks like your nose has already had its fill for today.
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stuckinarut2
Was it an "uplifting" experience?
hehe
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Fernando
What led us to idolise the Pharisees and Sanhedrin?
What were we thinking when we believed meeting one of these apostates was the closest any of us would ever get to God?
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stuckinarut2
As Jesus said
"they love the praise they get when standing on the street praying"