ACTUALLY any form of pants are wrong wrong wrong!!

by hamsterbait 46 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    Tight pants - tempting the gays to chase you: you cannot resist their advances BAD BAD BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Baggy pants - in a 1993 Witchtower baggy pants were a sign you are a RAPPER : BAD BAD BAD!!!!!!!!!!

    PANTS JUST RIGHT? NOOO Noooo NOo - you are just hiding the fact that you want to be a rapper seduced into illicit sex by homosexual fashion designers.

    Scottish Kilt? Easy access for homosexuals, as well as a scuzzy element of TV - even though we are not under the Jewish Law on clothing.

    Chastitiy belt? Proof you want to play with yourself, just keep pressing yourself up against that bar of hard steel!!!

    In JW La LA Land you are damned whatever you do.

    HB

  • 2+2=5
    2+2=5

    Upcoming WT articles-

    The Truth About Pants

    Avoid Satans Pants

    How We Can Maintain a Balanced View of Pants.

  • NewYork44M
    NewYork44M

    I vote for nudity. They everyone is happy.

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    JWs should be 'no part of the world'. That includes fashions. JWs should imitate Jesus, and he didn't wear pants.

    W

  • yesidid
    yesidid

    Problem is he had a beard.

  • humbled
    humbled

    Anyone remembering the study about the priests going up the steps to serve in the temple? Had to wear pants under their robes...NOOOO PEEEEKING!

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Jesus didn't wear pants. I think JW men should wear skirts like Jesus and the apostles did.

  • zed is dead
    zed is dead

    How about a fig leaf like Adam? Seeing the GB's bums would be gross!

    zed

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    Whatever the fashion is, it's bad. If tight pants are in, then loose pants are good. If loose pants are in, then JWs have to wear tight pants. If waistlines are low, JWs should wear high waisted pants. If the fashion is for high waists, then wear low or medium. They just want everyone to look the same and boring.

  • humbled
    humbled

    Hey Julia!! LOL, the reason JWs are so contrarian is because........They have to shop at thrift stores (what can you BUY with a window washer's pay????) hahahaha Maeve

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