AGM Release: The New, Improved New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures

by Oubliette 67 Replies latest social humour

  • Comatose
    Comatose

    OMG Obuillete. The Chinese one is solid gold!

  • 3rdgen
    3rdgen

    Oub, You be killing me!!!!

  • zound
    zound

    Haha, nice work. Can someone who has the bible post the forward to see what the windbags actually said? (I'm sure it's not too far from the parody)

  • LoisLane looking for Superman
    LoisLane looking for Superman

    Oub , I LOVE IT !!! lol lol lol

    LoisLane

  • Mary
    Mary

    OMG, that was hilarious!

    My sister went to the um 'special meeting' on Saturday. I guess only those who have been duped---I mean dunked, could attend and no kids were allowed either. I guess you had to leave them with worldly people for the day.

  • Oubliette
    Oubliette

    - Stand for Pure Worship: hmph, laugh now God-haters.

    Au contraire, we hate those that put themselves in the place of God: The Governing Body!

  • respectful_observer
    respectful_observer

    That light gray is so ugly. What a terrible choice for a book cover. It really puts the "bore" in BORING!

    It was mentioned by more than one speaker/interviewee that Christendom expects that bibles should have BLACK covers in order to be legit. I suspect this is just one more way the Org tries to "separate itself from Christendom". Same reason they refer to it as a "Bible" but insist on imprinting the covers with "Holy Scriptures" instead of "Holy Bible".

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    Yeah they started out with that freakish green colour in 1961, but eventually produced black Bibles. They'll probably do so again.

  • blondie
    blondie

    I didn't hear but are these bibles hard-cover? I can see jws having their bibles rebound...if only that they last longer in field service

  • blondie
    blondie

    No children, Mary....babysitters, flip a coin and the winners stay home with the kids.

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