What Are Some Stupid Rules In Watchtower World?

by minimus 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • Splash
    Splash

    For women "If you can see up it, down it or through it, don't wear it".

  • minimus
    minimus

    Is there a rule that you should close your eyes during prayer?

  • cehbrfn
    cehbrfn

    find a justification before sisters-if served on the 1 hour less

  • AnnOMaly
    AnnOMaly

    Closing your eyes is, shall we say, encouraged.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Do not buy girl scout cookies as they are a paramilitary/patriotic group. Give your money to Watchtower.

    Do not give to charity. Anything outside of Watchtower only offers temporary solutions to any problems of mankind. Give your money to Watchtower.

    No oral or anal sex. Only the type of sex that could result in pregnancy is okay, but married people can do it while preventing pregnancy because it is a marital due.

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    No leisure on a Saturday morning, ever.

  • TotallyADD
    TotallyADD

    Don't write on you skin with a ink pen. Back in the 60's as a kid if you did you was going to die during the big A. Some how or another that was a law from god. All that blood everywhere. In paint, fertilizer, in food, don't suck the blood out of a cut or swallow blood after a tooth is pulled. Now who care's. Totally ADD

  • braincleaned
    braincleaned

    The beard. Only in America tho... in France you can be a bearded elder! WTF?

  • minimus
    minimus

    The French, shall we say, are very independent.

  • braincleaned
    braincleaned

    LOL! ^

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