100 things I learned from watching "The Prodigal Son" DVD

by Perversion of a truth 84 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • hoser
    hoser

    This thread reminded me I hadn't bothered to watch it yet. So I dug it out from under some clutter and watched it with mrs hoser.

    A good propaganda piece for the watchtower. Some pretty lame acting in places though. I'm sure it will induce guilt in some of the dubs but I'm past that point in my life now

    hoser

  • d
    d

    I saw this on youtube when a jw from my job mentioned it to me. this is very weird to say the least.

  • d
    d

    bump

  • JWinprotest
    JWinprotest

    A little late, but just watched this movie for the first time. My mom mentioned it to me on the weekend in hopes that it may spark something....little does she know it just strengthens my resolve to stay the hell away from this cult. My funny moment from the movie was the home page of the porn site that had no naked women on it....lol...like any guy in his right mind would enter that site when looking for smut.

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    30) Crying after sex in the rain is normal.

    Who was the Greek philosopher ? " Omne animal post coitum triste est." These BethHELL scriptwriters know more than they let on!

    AND where the hell do the parents find the cash for a pioneer fund?

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    Lot aboandoned his career of usury in Sodom, and found a new one in the caves - getting drunk and pretending not to remember having sex with those shiksa whore daughters. Wonder how THAT could be put in a Witchtower video?

    After the flood, Noah got drunk and did some kinky stuff with his grandson.

    ACTUALLY - the assessment of how Gods people behave given a chance is right. For most dubbies " only the opportunity is lacking."

  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    I loved this video!! Cried in all the right places, smiled at the cliches, nodded head at the wise counsel.

    I used to LOVE "da troof" - The Truth at the time. My heart was aching for the illusory happiness i knew as a kid...

    I loved the meetings, the cameraderie, (fake) the delusional joy.

    Once it ended, like any other tear jerker movie that plays to our prejudices and feelings, I woke up, and saw that the life the prodigal was returning to was all lies, except for the standards of decency all societies have.

    Crying is not enough to move me to go back to what I know is a false way of life.

  • DogGone
    DogGone

    Thanks for bumping this thread up. Hands down the most hilarious thread I've read in ages. What a bunch of clever people we have here!

  • JWinprotest
    JWinprotest

    Haven't been on this site for a while, but after watching the video I just knew there would be a hilarious thread or two on the subject....wasn't disappointed....

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    Have had this out on my desk to watch for a couple weeks now. . .

    My wife refuses to watch it. With what she does know (or suspect) with regards to TTATT, I think she thinks it will push her over the edge!

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