100 things I learned from watching "The Prodigal Son" DVD

by Perversion of a truth 84 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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    25) You can have a Los Angeles-style persecution with the New York Police Department in the streets of New York City.

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    26) It's possible to blow your entire savings and have $5,000 in credit card debt in only 4 months despite having a full-time job and making no lifestyle changes.

    Meanwhile you're still only renting a bedroom with a twin bed and a chair and you drive a crappy car.

    27) the hottest babe in the office will definitely hit on you the first day of work at the job you had zero qualifications to get in the first place.

    28) all inactive JWs look and act like Ace Ventura

  • whathappened
    whathappened

    Up until now, I have not had a desire to see this video...sounds really, really good. (hah)

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    29) It's obligatory to drink a 64 oz. stein of beer whenever you go out with non-JW friends after work

  • man oh man
    man oh man

    28) all inactive JWs look and act like Ace Ventura

    With that one I literally fell out of my chair lol!!!!

  • maninthemiddle
    maninthemiddle
    It's obligatory to drink a 64 oz. stein of beer whenever you go out with non-JW friends after work

    Don't forget the bathtub full of iced beer. Was it supposed to look like over indulgance without thought to howmany people may be at the party?

  • AndDontCallMeShirley
    AndDontCallMeShirley

    Ah, yes, the bathtub full of beer in scene 27. Who could forget that one?

    24 beers for 36 people = out of control.

  • InquiryMan
    InquiryMan

    I would love to see it... Need a link for a download though

  • maninthemiddle
    maninthemiddle

    InquiryMan, Ill PM you.

  • EntirelyPossible
    EntirelyPossible

    Where can I see this video?

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