This part struck me between the eyes:
Is it okay for you to make personal jabs, but not for someone to respond to you as you are speaking to them?
You had previously stated that you do not view certain parts of the Bible as inspired. This statement in conjunction with what you said above ^^^^^ makes me wonder...
Are you saying that the parts of the Bible that advise "return evil for evil to no one" and "turn the other cheek" and "do not go reviling in return"...etc. are not inspired? Or they just don't apply to you? I'm not trying to be a smarty-pants, but I've seen you use that line of reasoning quite a few times here - that it is okay for you to treat others badly, if you feel they are treating you badly. It's an attitude that seems to go against what I believe Jesus' advise was.
Also, where would such an attitude end? If soemone stole from you, would you then say it's okay for you to steal from them in retaliation?