Assembly Survival Kit

by pronomono 27 Replies latest social humour

  • freemindfade

    Jack Daniels Honey?? oh no...

    I would suggest a portable sensory deprivation kit and real whiskey

  • Oogie
    Vodka, no smell, no taste...just keep it in a water bottle.
  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    And wear some kind of brace and crutches so that you can bring a comfortable folding chair and sit in the infirmed section.

  • Finkelstein
  • LostGeneration

    Love the Ax, of course getting drunk would really tempt me to break that thing out and start hacking up the mic cords up on stage.

    BTX - The loungers would be nice! I remember as a kid being very jealous of the sick/elderly down on the floors of the conventions lounging like they were on the beach, all the while my back was breaking from those horrible stadium seats.

  • sd-7

    I found that a good pair of Skullcandy headphones and an iPod mini were suitable entertainment for three days of convention. Of course I'm already out, may be that you would have trouble getting away with that if you're still in. Thankfully, I will not be attending this year, all works out nicely.

    If all else fails, you can always just pick a Bible book and read it just so you actually learn something about the Bible while you're there...ha!


  • Oubliette

    I love it!

    What's in the round tin in the middle?

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon
    Anti-depression a must need.
  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    What's in the round tin in the middle?

    I thought it looked like a film canister... and it is. It's used to hold kindling. And the rectangular thing above it is a tin for matches. At a Botchtower Crapvention there is plenty of litteratrash around to burn. I suppose you could put beef jerky in the film canister instead.

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Anti-depression a must need.

    Indeed. Might need a bigger film canister.

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