Assembly Survival Kit

pronomono

So, I've got the assembly tomorrow, or so the wife says. I should have bought this in preparation.....

http://cdn.blessthisstuff.com/imagens/stuff/gentlemans-survival-kit-2.jpg

whathappened

OK, I will bite. What is your assembly survival kit?

pronomono

Having a hell of a time posting an image on my tablet. Lol

pronomono

All cleverly disguised as a briefcase. They'll be none the wiser, and I'll keep my sanity.

JakeM2012

No razor blades for cutting your wrists? WTH? OH, survival kit. I'm sorry. The Jack Daniels could be a larger bottle, that won't last until the first song!

JakeM2012

Now this is a Convention Survival Kit.

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pronomono

That's the size I need, now to smuggle it in. What the hell, after drinking that I'll either be dead or too drunk to care if anyone sees. Ha ha.

JakeM2012

Song, Blaaaa, Blaaaaa, Blaaaaaa, Applause.........Another Sip

Talk, Blaaaa, Blaaaaa, Blaaaaaa, Applause.........Another Sip

Lunch, A lot of sipping,,,,,

Song, Blaaaa, Blaaaaa, Blaaaaaa, Applause.........Another Sip

Talk, Blaaaa, Blaaaaa, Blaaaaaa, Applause.........Another Sip

Talk, Blaaaa, Blaaaaa, Blaaaaaa, Applause.........Another Sip, Long Concluding Prayer with many Sips

jwleaks

Ultimate JW convention survival kit

Assembly Survival Kit

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