by Farkel 64 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Farkel this bit at the begining cracked me up.
"We do not celebrate birthdays because we believe life is sacred and we do not want to put ourselves at risk getting beheaded, as so commonly happens at such gatherings.
If you don't mind I will have to use it someday when defending myself against my husbands relatives. Too funny.
I loved the paragraphs about second greater prophet fulfillments and riding the wild beast!
"We would not refuse to treat one as a brother because he did not believe the Society is the Lord's channel... There should be full liberty of conscience." -- WT April 1, 1920, p. 100, 101
Do you think there's a reason that was dated April 1 ?
As per usual, I'm way behind keeping up with some great posts (sigh)
GREAT stuff, Farkel!
How can ANYONE help but admire your wit and style!
From a BIG Farkel fan from many moons ago.....
hugs,
Annie
Take a bow, Farkel! That was great. I have one question though. Because your post had everyone ROTFL does that make it FLUFF?????
Tiffany
haha.. Bang... They sure did April fool us huh?
I just want to share this with newer ones who may have missed it.
(bttt)
This thread can NEVER die.
BTTT
Loved it Very funny, absolutely brilliant.
Yeah ... !!!
