Your Saturday Time Puke

by Kool Jo 16 Replies latest social humour

  • Kool Jo
    Kool Jo

    So I'm sure some of you have seen this already...but read this crap that was sent to me this morning, while I was sleeping in. It was sent to me by an uber dub in my former congregation....I think it's a chain message:

    If someone asks about your educational background, proclaim boldly that:

    Kingdom Hall is my college.

    Full time service is my university.

    Registration is my baptism.

    Jehovah God is my councellor.

    Jesus is my principal.

    Holy Spirit is my tutor.

    Angels are my classmates.

    The Bible is my syllabus.

    Temptations and persecutions are my exams.

    Overcoming satan is my hobby.

    Teaching others the truth is my assignment.

    Receiving everlasting life is my degree.

    Comments at the meetings and declaring the good news are my slogans to college.

    Make others smile by forwarding this to other witnesses u kno....

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5

    Funny, all over the above will only succeed in folks looking at one who dared to say those lines like this

  • dazed but not confused
    dazed but not confused

    Should read : The deliberate dumbing down of Jehova's Witnesses

  • blondie
  • WildeLover
    WildeLover

    VOMIT

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Good catch Blondie!

  • Think About It
    Think About It

    He forgot to mention that the Governing Body is his Board of Education.

    Bat-shit crazy religious nuts.

  • Bungi Bill
    Bungi Bill

    "Receiving Everlasting Life is my Degree"

    I would have thought the only degree attainable from the Kingdom Hall College is a Bachelor of Stupidity!

    Bill.

  • LoisLane looking for Superman
    LoisLane looking for Superman

    Blondie>>>>> and for catching it first. (On the Al Gore Internet, from back in 2008).

  • LoisLane looking for Superman
    LoisLane looking for Superman

    Kool Jo>>>>>Thank you for sharing. Now we all can throw up. lol

    Just Lois

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