So I'm sure some of you have seen this already...but read this crap that was sent to me this morning, while I was sleeping in. It was sent to me by an uber dub in my former congregation....I think it's a chain message:
If someone asks about your educational background, proclaim boldly that:
Kingdom Hall is my college.
Full time service is my university.
Registration is my baptism.
Jehovah God is my councellor.
Jesus is my principal.
Holy Spirit is my tutor.
Angels are my classmates.
The Bible is my syllabus.
Temptations and persecutions are my exams.
Overcoming satan is my hobby.
Teaching others the truth is my assignment.
Receiving everlasting life is my degree.
Comments at the meetings and declaring the good news are my slogans to college.
Make others smile by forwarding this to other witnesses u kno....