QUESTIONS THAT MAY BE ASKED AFTER ARMAGEDDON (page 6)

civicsi00

When the current supply of toilet paper runs out, where am I gonna get more?

Amelia Ashton

I was told we would use leaves but I don't think the sewerage systems we have now will cope.

cantleave

Sampson you bastard - that was my pet lion!! Why did you kill it?

exwhyzee

Hey....look over there....it's Candace Conti !

Badfish

ME: Why does Brother Smith get to have sex with my wife but I don't?

ELDER: Brother Smith married your wife after you died and he and your wife survived the Great Tribulation. Now that you've been resurrected, you're not allowed to get married or have sex because you're like the angels and neither marry nor are given in marriage.

ME: That sucks! So I have to sit here for eternity watching Brother Smith have sex with my wife?

cobaltcupcake

Where's the beef?

Amelia Ashton

They are all coming back without any (see Aussie Oz's post)

biometrics

Hey that's Ted's body. Remember, the do-not-call on High Street. Who's right now Ted (ha ha ha ... evil laugh).

Sheep2slaughter

Where's an outlet? I need to charge my phone.

OneDayillBeFree

Hey Geoffrey Jackson's wife #1, have ya met mrs. Jackson #2??

QUESTIONS THAT MAY BE ASKED AFTER ARMAGEDDON

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