QUESTIONS THAT MAY BE ASKED AFTER ARMAGEDDON

by sieborg 61 Replies latest social humour

  • 2+2=5
    2+2=5

    Why do the Muslims get 72 virgins? Brother Aussie Oz didn't even get to keep his penis.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    So the Governing Body WERE ALL paedophiles? What you saw them falling into an earthquake fissure?

  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle

    When is Simon gonna have the new site ready?

  • 88JM
    88JM

    Which sicko let King David in here? Lock up your wives, and make sure he doesn't start counting people.

  • J. Hofer
    J. Hofer

    sister bathsheba next door is like an angel in heaven but still generates those down to earth feelings when i see her in her whirlpool. how can i supress those feelings whithout reverting to sign language?

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    So I was like, Elisha. Your hair is growing back. He looked at me daggers. Then a feckin' bear starts chasing me! Now I know Jehovah is a dumbass twat!

  • transhuman68
    transhuman68

    Jehovah, can you fix my pet lion? He is looking really anaemic, and he sulks all the time.

  • jookbeard
    jookbeard

    Delilah; how about lunch?

  • MMXIV
    MMXIV

    so you're telling me my wife is now 19 years old again in a perfect body, but she's not my wife cos no-one is married...hmmm so how do i feel superior if i can't order a woman around and who the hell is going to prepare my talks?

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Mmmmmmm. Dorcas just made us come!

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