"look i am happy to be ressurected, but...where is my penis''?
Men wih no penises? This really is paradise.
QUESTIONS THAT MAY BE ASKED AFTER ARMAGEDDON
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Amelia Ashton
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jookbeard
I'm bored with playing with these giant Polar bears, can I plug in my XBOX?
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2+2=5
Can someone please do something with all these slain children?
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Borges
Who says that questions are allowed after armageddon?
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biometrics
It stinks. Who's going to clean up all those apostate and unbeliver corpses?
Hey, where's my genatalia gone (Matt 22:30)?
It's been 30 years already, but where'd all these kids come from (Matt 22:30)?
Who gets the waterfront houses?
How are we going to print all the literature for resurected ones?
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punkofnice
Watchtower study in the paradise.
Conductor: Yes. Brother Hitler, you had your hand up?
Pause...
Conductor: Oh, I see. You were saluting.
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I've been resurrected. Where's my winkey gone? (EDIT to add...oh someone beat me to it!)
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recovering
Are we there yet?
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cantleave
Who is making all this stuff we are using and the clothes we are wearing? Where are the factories?
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punkofnice
Why do we all have to wear national costumes?
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Amelia Ashton
Men: Do we still hve to shave?
Women: Do we still have to shave?
Who is making the razors?
