New light or did the speaker just pull this out his wazoo?

by pubtruth 37 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • jwfacts

    This is not a Watchtower teaching, just a JW wack job. So much wrong with the concept that it could become an official teaching.

    1. It is an ignorant assumption that 185,000 Assrians was the limit of that angels ability. There is nothing to say an angel could not kill a billion people in one night.
    2. The figures show the speaker believes Jehovah will kill the billions that are not JWs, what sort of evil mind gets excited by that
    3. 185,000 x 37,000 = 6,845,000,000 - He must have done the calculation a couple of years ago, as the number should be 38,000, unless he expects a jump in JW growth rates

    King Solomon - Why waste all those dead bodies? Jesus et al could simply perform soul injections of those to be resurrected, and place them in the still-warm dead bodies!

    Wow, that is one of the most original concepts I have heard for a while. I'm dissappointed I didn't think of it.

  • simon17

    So I guess 185K is the upper bound for Angelic kills in 8-hours?

  • Nambo

    Just think, if there had only been 93,000 Assyrians, Jehovah would have only needed to send half an Angel.

  • blondie

    Assuming that every angel has the same abilities........or that one angel's limit is 185,000; and many jws don't remember when the WTS confidently said that God lived in the Pleiades constellation.

    The constellation of the seven stars forming the Pleiades appears to be the crowning center around which the known systems of the planets revolve.... It has been suggested, and with much weight, that one of the stars of that group is the dwelling place of Jehovah and the place of the highest heavens;....

    The constellation of the Pleiades is a small one compared with others which scientific instruments disclose to the wondering eyes of man. But the greatness in size of other stars or planets is small when compared to the Pleiades in importance, because the Pleiades is the place of the eternal throne of God.

    J. F. Rutherford, Reconciliation, 1928, p. 14.

  • Ding

    Can you imagine this speaker up late at night with his calculator, getting excited about sharing this latest light in his talk?

    I wonder if he has been reproved for running ahead of Jehovah's chariot...

  • RubaDub

    pubtruth .......

    Do you recall who the speaker was? A CO, DO or someone from Bethel ???

    Rub a Dub

  • Heartofaboy

    Reminds me of the stuff I heard whipping the sheeples into a frenzy at conventions leading up to 1975....................

    'Just think brothers only 42 months 'til Armageddon'

    and the following at another convention in the UK...........

    'If Armageddon doesn't come in '75 then we'll know we do not have the 'Truth'

    Guess ole Jah's aim is to test us out with all this weird 'spiritual food' just to see how much crap we can take until we can stomach no more & turn away.

  • pubtruth

    It was the last talk of the day before the concluding prayer. The same speaker also mentioned the case in France, he was over-the-wall-balls happy. "No one can touch Jehovah's kingdom!" *drone applause* Those were like his last words.

    It wasn't a CO/DO or a bethelite.

    For those who want to know I attended a Spanish convention and I live in South Florida, Miami exactly.


    To me it was to hype the crowd up even more at this "outstanding revelation" It certainly shocked and rattled everyone who was awake. LOL

  • jookbeard

    where's the Wizard?,angels suck they can do f**k all.

  • Refriedtruth

    I remember ANTI-MATTER in a talk 39 years ago like it was yesterday.I was 16 years old loved star trek sci fi and thought the FDS was so cool and hip to think of that.

    The WBTS has come up with all kinds of Jim Jones apocalyptic shit like they know where all the military strategic oil reserves are so we will have fuel post Armageddon.They have bethelite specialist that know how to safely shut down nuclear reactors.

    I had such awe and reverence for the FDS *fuhrer* having our best interest at heart all the time,

    Heil Hitler!

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