by Chemical Emotions 64 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Chem emo states:
I, for one, am messed up now. Thanks in advance for the nightmares, Sol.
You've never had the joy of a noctural emission, I'm guessing? :)
Next guide will be, "King Solomon's Guide to Masturbation for Blossoming Young Women".
Here's a preview:
"KEEP YOUR DIRTY FINGERS OUTTA THERE!!!"
I love how this whole thread is technically staying on topic and yet is focusing completely on masturbation.
"Blossoming"?
I think we should name the book, The Perv and the Neurotic!
Back to Sol: How dare you suggest that any child I taught would have dirty fingers! There is a bottle of Purell within reaching distance from ANYWHERE in this house!
And I keep my nails short to avoid getting any dirt in them (plus nothing hurts more than a scratched you-know-what).
Well clean nails are the equivalent of condoms---safe.
The Perv and the Neurotic
By NewChapter and King Solomon
Experts New Chapter and King Solomon offer their timely wisdom on a variety of modern teen issues, in such thought-provoking chapters as "What To Fantasize About During Masturbation" and "Disney Heroines- Why the Appeal?"
Well clean nails are the equivalent of condoms---safe.
Exactly so.
Not Watchtower but a publication of theirs..the yearbook. I remember when hubby was sick one of the brothers came over to "Strengthen" him in his time of need..he read the daily text of the day..all about the Menstral cycle. I don't think Hubby even listened.
I was appaled..
Deeply disturbed people wrote that yearbook..It had to be either late 2002 or early 2003.
Snoozy
Robots.
