If You Were God How Would You Prove You Existed

by Pig 41 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  OnTheWayOut

  If I were God, I wouldn't need to prove my existence. That smacks of a need for useless worship, all that bowing and sacrificing things for me.

  I would cure the diseases, shoe the children, stop the earthquakes, feed the hungry, fix earth's autopilot so I wouldn't have to keep doing that. Then I would probably create a few babes and hang out on the beach.
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  Tenacious

  At night, in your respective timezone, I would turn the moon into the Sun for 1 hour. Then after the hour have it return to being the moon.

  If that doesn't get someone's attention, perhaps nothing will. :-)
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  2+2=5

  I would have people sprinkle animal blood all over their front door.

  If they didn't do it I would kill a family member.
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  rip van winkle

  I'd announce myself on FB. 😛
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  OUTLAW

  If You Were God How Would You Prove You Existed

  I`d give everyone a Bucket of KFC!....

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  .................Cuz Thats How I Roll...................................God Gave Me a Bucket of KFC!..

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  Simon

  I would flip some brain cells so people automatically understood and accepted without any needless suffering or bloodshed.

  Alternatively, I'd create Victoria's Secret models. So many of them.
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  prologos

  create something really big from nothing (almost); add some artistic but useless features. like having two distant bodies appear of nearly identical size causing blackouts. Have the observer's planet with the same least common denominator number than the number of her digits. Make everything appear to make itself; play: I hide, you seek.
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  ttdtt

  I dont know - maybe a booming voice from the sky that everyone could hear?
  
  
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  SecretSlaveClass

  I'd make everyone poop money and donate it to me.
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  Village Idiot

  I would simply show up to each and every person in a human body. After all, we don't need proof of our neighbors existence nor that of our relatives. They're simply just there.