The secret things men hate about being men (page 13)

sooner7nc

Damn! It's on now. Monkey/Ape fighting time.

Nickolas

Nope. Shamus will just have to play with himself, which I am certain he does all the time. I've got some adult stuff that needs doing today.

Nickolas

Seriously, I don't do babysitting well at all. And I do not do diapers.

I don't think Shamus wears diapers. I believe that they would probably slow down the poo flinging although he could use them as a sort of poo "magazine". That would greatly increase his flinging ability.

Nickolas

Perhaps not sooner7nc. It's just that judging by his picture, Shamus is not only an orangutan, he is also a very young organgutan, around the same age as this one:

but, perhaps, it's an earlier picture that he's sentimental about.

TimeBandit

Multiple Orgasms...We wish we had them. On the other hand, I bet women wish they could pee standing up.

FlyingHighNow

We don't care about standing up.

watson

I'm still waiting for pictures/video of the trampoline jumping...

FlyingHighNow

I bet you can find some here on the great internet.

The secret things men hate about being men

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