Hmmm.....
"What would I ask Satan....??"
Nothing. He doesn't exist, any more than that "Johnny-come-lately Middle Eastern male sheepherders' volcano 'god' "exists...
But I do have this saying, that I came up with shortly after leaving the cult some 24 years ago...
"God and Satan are opposite sides of the same coin.... [And the name of the coin is... ] Control thru Fear..."
Zid