What would you ask Satan?

by frigginconfused 62 Replies latest jw friends

  • tec
    tec

    Nothing. What could I ask that I could trust to be the truth?

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Tammy you've just decribes the WTBS, with all of their flip flops what can you trust.

  • frigginconfused
    frigginconfused

    Cmon you guys gotta be better than this! No room for serious thought?

  • agonus
    agonus

    If I promise you my soul, can you work out a deal with God to give my children a better life than I've had?

    That's about as serious as I get 'round these parts...

  • sabastious
    sabastious

    Why a snake, seriously?

    -Sab

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    My thoughts are serious, they are what i think and feel, no joke

    this is just the way i express myself which are my true feelings

    but if they don't meet your criterior then i guess i'll just post elsewhere

    good day.

  • designs
    designs

    'Do you know Stephen, he believes in you' .................

  • transhuman68
    transhuman68

    I would ask him for all the kingdoms of the world. Can't work out why Jesus refused that offer...

  • agonus
    agonus

    OK, now the not-so-serious:

    Was "Gigli" REALLY necessary? I mean, really?

  • Watchtowers Witnesses
    Watchtowers Witnesses

    "Do you feel bitter about being falsely accused of lying in the Garden of Eden, when it was actually Yahweh who was the liar?”

    “Does God have a penis? Yes I’m serious, since God apparently is male shouldn’t he have something down there? Or is he like a androgynous Ken doll?”

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