Peevish Stuff (page 13)

Hello, Shamus, dear heart.

Syl

Hello darling... how has your pretty face been doing???

Have you tip type-tapped to your precious John Doe lately? I ate his face the other day.... (I'm not kidding, either...)

John Doe!!!!!!!

Oh, Shamus!

How can you be so cruel?

Syl

You may think I'm jesting, love... I did in fact eat his face. He dared question me about what kissing the monkey meant....

Don't frighten, love.... now when you love me, you will in fact, love a piece of John Doe.

Kiss the monkey!

Syl

Kiss me! You know you want to, love...

English can be a difficult language to learn, especially for those who learn it as a second language...

English - more accurately, American - slang makes it worse...

"Can you move your can and kick that can over to me??"

"Would you please dole out some money for Mr. Bob Dole??"

"Write a letter to Mr. Wright right now. It's his right to know what's happening!"

Don't even get me started on Shakespeare - or should that be Shakespere???

Zid

Sheesh. That monkey is totally off-topic...

Somebody needs to smack that monkey...

monkeyshines

Lo siento mucho, señorita....

My little child.... my whole act is peevish, therefore, I am on topic and you are NOT. Kiss the monkey!

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