Quick one-liners to explain why you haven't been to meetings

by gubberningbody 71 Replies latest jw friends

  • VoidEater

    "I know someone who went to a meeting last week - you see, it's like the new Generation teaching..."

  • GLTirebiter

    It conflicts with my appointments at the blood bank.

    I was serving meals at the homeless shelter.

    I was working on a house with Habitat for Humanity.

    Then strike the Coup d' Grace:

    You're welcome to come and help out next week!

  • LostnFound

    The responses to this post crack me up, thanks for the laughs! I wish I had been as quick-witted when I got asked, would have loved to see their reactions!!

  • nancy drew
    nancy drew

    I was in the middle of a prayer and it would have been rude of me to interrupt such an intense conversation at that point.

  • nugget

    Life is short and meetings are too darn long.

  • serenitynow!

    "Life is short and meetings are too darn long"

    Amen to that. When I think of how much time I wasted in "theocratic activities" so sad.

  • donny

    Because my doctor told me that I cannot hear the word "evidently" anymore.

  • Hecklerboy

    "Are you crazy!!! They might see us talking. They're everywhere you know. They can get inside you mind. Make you see things. Here things. Where did I put those pills"

  • RubaDub

    Since the end of the system is so close I was home preparing for it.

    Rub a Dub

  • Mickey mouse
    Mickey mouse

    I was there invisibly, you know, like Jesus presence?

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