Quick one-liners to explain why you haven't been to meetings (page 7)

VoidEater

"I know someone who went to a meeting last week - you see, it's like the new Generation teaching..."

GLTirebiter

It conflicts with my appointments at the blood bank.

I was serving meals at the homeless shelter.

I was working on a house with Habitat for Humanity.

Then strike the Coup d' Grace:

You're welcome to come and help out next week!

LostnFound

The responses to this post crack me up, thanks for the laughs! I wish I had been as quick-witted when I got asked, would have loved to see their reactions!!

nancy drew

I was in the middle of a prayer and it would have been rude of me to interrupt such an intense conversation at that point.

nugget

Life is short and meetings are too darn long.

serenitynow!

"Life is short and meetings are too darn long"

Amen to that. When I think of how much time I wasted in "theocratic activities" so sad.

donny

Because my doctor told me that I cannot hear the word "evidently" anymore.

Hecklerboy

"Are you crazy!!! They might see us talking. They're everywhere you know. They can get inside you mind. Make you see things. Here things. Where did I put those pills"

RubaDub

Since the end of the system is so close I was home preparing for it.

Rub a Dub

Mickey mouse

I was there invisibly, you know, like Jesus presence?

Quick one-liners to explain why you haven't been to meetings

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